NO 18: The One without Vista-Sound13 and FUNKbrs
LETTER FROM THE EDITOR:
Hello TT readers. Long time no see. I'm going to actually keep a schedule and post a new issue every three weeks as advertised.
We also managed to buy out the classic Wordle: NG Edition this February. Come check it out. Don't let the title fool you, we did use music from @Vista-Sound13.
IS THE NEWGROUNDS PODCAST VIOLATING ANTITRUST LAWS? OUR FINDINGS MAY SHOCK YOU!
It comes to no one’s surprise that @TheNewgroundsPodcast is literally THE most popular podcast on Newgrounds. It amassed over 2,500 followers and claims to be “the official Newgrounds podcast”.
Created in 2020 to replace the currently inactive Grounds Patrol, and now hosted by @PsychoGoldfish, @Xinxinix and @VoicesByCorey, the Newgrounds Podcast revolves around the most elite Newgrounds users interviewing other elite users talking about their latest endeavours for hours on end.
Recently a lot of users seem to have some concern regarding the lack of competition from other podcasts on the platform, and are making the claim that ‘The Newgrounds Podcast’ is the only podcast that ever gets on the front page.
We at Tankman Triweekly conducted our own research on the topic and what we’ve found may shock you.
Out of a list of 41 podcast submissions on the front page between Jan 1st 2021 and Jan 1st 2022, 28 of them were from the NGP. This means that the NGP had only taken up 68% of all podcasts submitted. If they had just 1% more submissions, then and only then would they be a monopoly.
RE: TRIOTHY
I rarely block anyone. Mainly because I want to find out what silly nonsense they're up to, which I might not have heard of had I blocked them.
March 13th 2021: 10:34 PM
To: @Wackyverse
Subject: Triothy
Cringe. Cringe! CRINGGE@!!! #!3 How dare you diss the great Triothy like that. Guess who's gonna burn down your house in a few months time? Guess? Yeah, maybe you should've thought of that before you said he's 'not cool'.
Honestly, I thought you liked our annual tradion, when you and 60 other users celebrated Triothy Day a while back. I'm ashamed. Don't you have better things to do here?
Cleetus McBill Sr.
INTERVIEW WITH KADE-DEV
He said no.
@Pommisc
Quit hogging all my Tanooki Suits.
@XheCtoR
I emailed Putin a link to Newgrounds.com, so stop promoting your music where it doesn't belong!
Today's featured audio is @CommanderKuni's podcast The Power Hour, with this episode featuring @GrayNG and @Thepowerwithin.
The previous episode starring the voice actor formerly known as @CarveyShow, FlamencoTV.
And an episode starring another fellow weeaboo @mattyburrito
PS: Please make more! I nominate all of you to be on the front page.
CALENDAR
April 4th 2022:
Fans revive the Alloy GBA game with the help of new crowdfunding campaign. Funding ends here!
January 31st 2023:
The 2023 Flash Jam will be cancelled in order to accept new 2022 Flash Jam submissions past December
August 22nd 2023:
Clock Day 2023 has been pushed back by a week as well.
WE CARE ABOUT COMICS:
You worried that Newgrounds isn't comic-friendly? Message us at @TankmanTriweekly and we'll publish your comic for free!
"Tankman Triweekly is the perfect place to post your comics. It helps give out just that bit more free publicity than I already get. No memes required!"
"@TheTankTribune doesn't appear to have good navigation tools. You can go to the main archive page, but that's about it! TankmanTriweekly's got it all sorted out!"
Tankman Triweekly needs couch gags like the Simpsons:
Special Thanks to these fine users for some reason:
@Valbun @Ockeroid @TomFulp @El-Cid @FrosstAart @iscrulz @VoicesByCorey @Erik
@The-Great-One @InfernoPhoenixNG @ThatJohnnyGuy @Taka @itsredqueen @evilsk8r, @SAMI-OURS
Pommisc
what does that mean!