LETTER FROM THE EDITOR.
Good afternoon Newgrounds. I would've gotten this done before Madness Day, bu.u u ut...
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A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer. if this screen appears again, follow these steps:
- Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.
- If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for and Windows updates you might need.
- Try booting up in safe mode
- Unplug all printers, modems, etc, then try rebooting.
- Locate the Windows directory.
- From that directory, delete all 10GB of porn that you DIDN'T download from Newgrounds.
- Stick your cock into the CD/DVD drive.
- If you don't have a cock, contact your local gender reassignment surgeon for an operation, THEN repeat step 5.
- If your device doesn't have a CD/DVD socket, stick your cock in the USB socket.
- If your cock doesn't work, try @DrunkGecko's cock. Otherwise, skip to step 13
- Boot in improbability mode.
- While in improbability mode, press CRTL + ALT + B, then type "god dammit wegra" 100 times.
- Wait 10 minutes for Senpai to fade in your monitor.
- If you feel a tingly buzz in your lower abdomen, remove cock from the computer.
- Engage Senpai in a rap battle. Don't worry about coming up with lyrics on the spot, just make up some gibberish.
- Win the rap battle
- Realize you just wasted 20 minutes of your life and that you are nowhere close to fixing your computer
If problems continue, email support@newgrounds.com for assistance. Or just get Linux.
sorohanro 
