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NO: 25 | Thinly Disguised Halloween "Surprise"

Posted by TankmanTriweekly - October 31st, 2022


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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

"Happy Halloween!" Is that all? Can I get paid? I understand funding's been rough recently, but I deserve to not be homeless!

Mike the Intern


This One Individual Has the Star Syndicate In Shocks!


Members of @TheStarSyndicate are left shuffling their brains as soon as they saw how much spam @ZabuJard was uploading.


ZabuJard, aka Jare, managed to upload over 1,000 game + movie submissions in the span of only 3 years all on his own (mostly), whereas the Star Syndicate had to source their ~1,000 from multiple creators, most notably with Dailytoons, of which ~500 episodes were made by 3+ contributors and the entire process was organized by multiple people over the span of 15+ years.


When asked about on the Newgrounds Public Radio, various members had this to say:


"How? Just how! that's a record we're not gonna beat in quite some time. We might have to consider doing Dailytoons again for the first time in years! He might be interested."

@Princess-Laucherella


"Star syndicate not #1 anymore? Holy cow we got some unfinished business to attend to! "

@Starberry


"i await the day this zabujard fellow gets himself in a deletin acident like i did 15 yrs ago so we can claim the numba one spot again"

@SevnStar


"Shit"

@ThreeStar


ZabuJard has 3,000 followers as of October 2022.


See Also: Our Interview with ZabuJard


With Nothing Left To Lose, KANYE WEST Goes To The One Place No One Dares To Look - The General BBS:


NG BBS regular @poopypeter claims to have found the 45 year old rapper in the thread

the clock crew is back. West, the deadname of the artist now known as Ye, reportedly had multiple companies like Apple and Adidas pull out on all sponsorships and deals, and had been locked out of Twitter and Instagram for alleged Anti-Semetic statements.


We at the Tankman Triweekly believe that the jump to Newgrounds will not end well for West, despite a seemingly positive interaction with no drama.


West also refused an interview on the Newgrounds Public Radio after realizing that @maxxjames was just gonna roast him for 3 hours straight,


NEWGROUNDS PREDICTED THE FUTURE! ELON MUSK BUYS TWITTER!

Apparently, the Newgrounds is a prophet because Elon Musk, billionaire extraordinaire, is now officially the owner of Twitter, which needs no explanation. Actually the acquisition started in April, but completed very recently, but still, Newgrounds is excited.


But did you know, in 2020, Newgrounds organized a Musk Jam where animations are made centered around Elon Musk? Here are some of our best picks.


"We all love video game parodies and Twisted Metal 2020-Musk Playthrough delivers.

It mostly uses comic-style still-frame drawings, which the game it was based on also uses. It's also a neat time-saving technique that allowed @Vudujin and team to go over 6 minutes."

@Anonymous-Frog, demoted to Journalist.


"This Rick and Morty parody by @flashgitz has Musk and podcaster Joe Rogan mess around with some "space weed". Although not entered into the jam due to being submitted late, it's still worth a watch. It emulates both Rick and Morty's animation and writing very well."

@Anonymous-Frog, blind to obvious motion tweening


"I personally enjoyed this entry by @Lambtaco a lot. It parodies Marvel's Iron Man very well and has some interesting effects."

@Anonymous-Frog, supporter of the underrated.


"A funny Sealab parody from @Sevi @AntonM @ConnorGrail and god knows how many more. Also featuring the voices of Dj Jeffy @JohnnyUtah Jeff and @Spazkid comes out of retirement too. And @TomFulp himself's the narrator."

@Anonymous-Frog, last stakeholder of Twitter Inc before the buyout.


Final honorable mention goes to the winner of the Musk Jam, Son of the Musk by @BoyPorcelain and starring voice acting legends @retroarcademonkey, @NeviAlden and @LuckoDaStars. Also @VoicesbyCorey.


In other news, Twitter becomes the second major site to be controlled under a single dictator, the first being Newgrounds.


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@Dry

Homer Simpson's turkey sandwich.


@BrandyBuizel

The Audio Portal is for audio!


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This Funny Strip was sponsored by Anonymous-Frog's Big Red Sketchydoodles.

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