NO: 38 | Tank Tribune Halloween Special
"Boo!"
A random ghost
LETTER FROM THE EDITOR:
Hello Newgrounds, and Happy Halloween. Today we're bringing you the most unsettling and spookiest form of entertainment of all time. None other than real, factual, genuine NEWS! Because nothing's scarier than the truth.
Mwah hah ahaha!
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HIGHLIGHT 1: CLUB NG
@ClubNG is the latest and greatest to challenge the podcast scene once dominated by @TheNewgroundsPodcast.
Created by @Aalasteir and @The-Great-One, ClubNG can be seen as a spiritual successor to the now-defunct Off the Wall Show, also hosted by Aalasteir and The-Great-One, as well as a sister show to Aalasteir's own A100 podcast.
The first episode (featuring guest @DrSevenSeizeMD) was released on October 20th, give that a listen. The future is just as bright as today!
HIGHLIGHT 2: NOXP
@gene-goldstein's series NOXP is being funded on Kickstarter, raising 21,091 Tank credits worth in dollars to pump out new shorts quicker.
NOXP is set around a group of JRPG heroes who, after completing their quest, now have to live normal lives. Each episode is around a minute long and is set around at least one of these heroes, or some other wacky character doing something mundane. It uses a limited animation style consisting of a limited colour palette (black, white, yellow, and grey), a lack of lip syncing, and comic panels filling up only a quarter of the screen.
Gene, who joined Newgrounds in 2004 and previously made Hyperboy, which previously got featured in Flash Portal History.
When asked if the new episodes will be coming to Newgrounds, he refused to comment,
HIGHLIGHT 3: The Audio Portal
Shrieks and Screams:
The Shrieks and Screams Collab primarily hosted by @AhWham is out.
A+B:
@Anonymous-Frog and @BeepBoxClock have not finished their latest Halloween album Phantom of the High School Puppet Theater. (Full update)
You can not listen to it here:
Halloween 2023 Music
The latest Halloween Collection is split up into four subcollections, thanks to the new Playlist update.
Music in particular have their own Collection.
HIGHLIGHT 4: MESSAGE FROM THE DEVIL
The Prince of Darkness himself wrote us a special letter celebrating our 2 years of poisoning the minds of Newgrounds. If anyone, perhaps someone at @TheTankTribune, can help translate this, I'd very much appreciate this.
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For this special version of P-Bot's Weekly Paily Dicks, we've invited local critics Statler and Waldorf, who have been criticising theater productions for almost 50 years, most notably the Muppet Show. Today, they're going to be bashing on the productions on Newgrounds.
11/31: Flossing Mishap by @Jaime-R
Statler: Damn. Now he'll never shut his mouth.
Waldorf: At least take your teeth out of your mouth beforehand.
Do ho ho ho!
11/30: HAPPY FAMILY 2 by @Kolumbo, @dsptdnb, @Guardias, @jazzy666, @Noves, @Saminat, and @VoicesByCorey
Waldorf: It ain't no Seinfeld, but
Statler: But you didn't even like Seinfeld when it came out.
11/29: I'm a Freak by @lolnein
Statler: It's like looking into a mirror!
Waldorf: Damn right it is!
Do ho ho ho!
11/28: NOT SAFE TO TRICK OR TREAT by @RavioliBox
Statler: Mic's not that good.
Waldorf: Don't you dare diss Mike. Sure he lost his sense of hearing 20 years ago, but he's the finest guy I ever met.
Statler: Thank God he doesn't have to listen to this! Do ho ho ho!
11/27: Dr. Good's Operating Theatre 2023: by @DannyGoodShirt + others
Waldorf: I once went to Dr. Good for a heart transplant. I felt tired afterwards.
Statler: Did he botch the procedure?
Waldorf: No, I'm just tired of all these dumb performances. I want to go home!
Do ho ho ho!
In Soviet Russia, clown doesn't exist, and neither does Tankman Triweekly.