SPECIAL 2B: CLOCK DAY: AUGUSTUS 15th 2021 BCE
Welcome back to Tankman Triweekly, just on time for Clock Day, and still readily available in the morning. Spent way too much time trying to get my Clock Day submissions down and probably still trying to get more out until midnight.
Vote 5 everyone!
TOP STORY: THE GREAT ONE INCAPACITATED YET AGAIN IN ACCIDENT HE CANNOT CONTROL
You might have noticed that there weren't any new issues from @TheTankTribune for at least two weeks, only posting this Clock Day. There's a reason for that. We had to take over from the editor @The-Great-One after he lost his RIGHT hand following a visit to one of our local shark farms. We heard that from someone who witnessed the event, that being a shark.
GREEN YOUTUBE TRASH TURNED NEWGROUNDER LOSES 200 POUNDS TO REPRISE ROLE IN FILM ADAPTATION OF OWN SHOW
Image credit: @RealRedbookClock
SPACE ADVENTURE FLOUNDERMAN REVIEW: THE NEXT STAR WARS
(our lawyers want me to say that I'm referring to the sequel trilogy)
Reviewed by @Anonymous-Frog
Space Adventure Flounderman is a series where Flounderman goes on an adventure in space. Enough said.
10/10 Vote 5! Best sci-fi in the world!
Alright, fine I'll give it a proper review.
The first point, the visuals. Although there's plenty of stock assets thrown around, most notably the starry background, but also the skulls in Episode 2, there are still plenty of original assets, such as Flounderman himself, his ship, and all the rude stuff.
I'd also like to take into account the runtime. Including the intro and outro, each episode barely gets over a minute. You might be excused that these movies were probably made in less than a day due to the Flash Flood.
I'm sorry, you want me to review this as a regular Newgrounds flash series? OK. None of the audio from the series is original, all of them taken from either 16 bit video games or text to speech programs. Oh and there's barely any animation at all, Flounderman barely moves in this series. Oh and it reuses a lot of older assets Flounderman already used in his previous movie 'JOHN MADDEN FLOUNDERMAN FOOTBALL CCF20 EDITION', which makes a nice touch of continuity.
VISUALS: 3.. out of 10?: On par with Foamy the Squirrel
WRITING: 4? 3? 2, out of 5? 10? 20? Isn't shy to offend anyone.
SOUND: 3/10: Can't seem to figure out what game that theme song came from.
TOTAL SCORE: 0 out of ....
I can't fucking do it. I quit! I'm going to work for the Tank Tribune. At least there I'm honest.